To the tune that will be obvious once you read the lyrics.
Once a jolly hacker sat inside his cubicle
Under the glare of a fluorescent tube.
And he sang as he watched and waited for his disks to synch
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!CHORUS:
Hacking the Tivo, hacking the Tivo
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!
And he sang as he watched and waited for his disks to synch
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!Down came the system, to reboot into Linux
Up jumped the hacker and chained the SCSI.
And he sang as he sacrificed chickens, goats, and virgins too,
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!(CHORUS)
Up came the system, mounting every read/write head,
In came the music, Em Pee Three.
"Where's the bloody disk space? I had over twenty gigs!"
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!(CHORUS)
Up jumped the hacker and sprang into the eBay page,
"I'll never run out again!", said he.
And his ghost may be seen as you bid on giant SCSI drives,
You'll come a-hacking the Tivo with me!(CHORUS)
(For the musically challenged, the tune is Waltzing Matilda, by Banjo Paterson.)