(To the obvious tune. The parts in italics are sung by backup singers; the parts in parens are sung by backups only. The "dot" in "doom.wad" is not pronounced!)
There he was, just a-prowlin' for some meat,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
Throwin' fireballs and snufflin' to the beat,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
Well they're imps (they're imps), what wimps (what wimps),
They're imps, what wimps, gonna puncture them like blimps....Before I knew it he was runnin' up to me,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
Spiky bod just as ugly as can be,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
He wants blood (wants blood), gets mud (gets mud),
He wants blood, gets mud, 'cuz my shotgun ain't a dud....Wo-o-o-oh, I knew I was knee-deep in dead, yes I did,
And so I aimed my gun at him and I blew off his head!Now I play doom nearly every single day,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
Every time the boss-man is away,
Singin' DOOM.WAD diddy, diddy dum diddy doom!
Well I'm done (I'm done), what fun (what fun)
I'm done, what fun, time for bed, here comes the sun....
(For the musically challenged, the tune is Doo Wah Diddy, by, um, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I think.)