(To the obvious tune)
I'd buy you a cappucino my friend, but it keeps you up all night.
I'd buy you something nice to eat but money's rather tight.
'Cuz I don't care if this song's funny,
Funny can't buy me lunch!Tell me you don't want filet mignon, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you want the kind of things, like McDonald's apple pie.
'Cuz I don't care if this song's funny,
Funny can't buy me lunch!Can't buy me lunch, whether here or to go!
Can't buy me lunch, no no no, no....I'll buy you lunch next Saturday if you buy me some now.
If I don't get my check by then, I might skip it anyhow.
'Cuz I don't care if this song's funny,
Funny can't buy me lunch!(guitar solo)
Can't buy me lunch, whether here or to go!
Can't buy me lunch, no no no, no....I got some money now but look, the rest'rants all are closed.
We should have gone out yesterday, but now I guess we're hosed.
'Cuz they don't care if I got money,
Money can't buy me lunch!Can't buy me lunch, whether here or to go!
Can't buy me lunch, no, no, no....
(For the musically challenged, the tune is Can't Buy Me Love, by The Beatles.)